Another 3D Box. Ok, let’s just get this one of the way. Bionic Granny is without a doubt the worst game ever to grace the Commodore 64. Hell, no it’s the worst game in the existance of the universe. A steaming pile of manure without a single good thing going for it. Even Kayleigh Wilson thought it was rubbish when we did Kayleigh’s Retro Isolation five years ago. Michelle Wilson will of course deny this and argue that the game is brilliant. The graphics are shit, the music is shit, the gameplay is shit, the cover art is shit. The blurb to the game starts with “She lurks outside the school gates waiting to surprise any unsuspecting kids. When the hands on the school clock reach 4 o’clock her fun begins.”. Now if that doesn’t sound dodgy then what does?
